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Don't Drink The Water & The Stick Wife

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By Woody Allen

Cancelled

To our Patrons with tickets to “Don’t Drink the Water” and/or “The Stick Wife

We deeply regret having to cancel the performances of “Don’t Drink the Water” and “The Stick Wife,” but the health and well-being of our patrons, actors, crew, and staff is our primary concern.

Please know that this decision not only comes with emotional repercussions, but also financial ones for our organization.

You may request a refund for your tickets, but we ask that you consider converting your purchase into a donation to Stagecrafters.

It’s a meaningful way to support us right now, and it’s an easy way to make a donation.

If you opt to donate, an updated receipt showing that your ticket order was converted to a donation will be sent to you.

Whether you decide to request a refund or to donate your tickets, please email info@stagecrafters.org or leave a message at 248-541-6430.

Please provide the following information:

  • Name on ticket order
  • Order number if you have it (found at either end of your ticket—tiny 8-digit number preceded by a hashtag and ending with an asterisk)

We ask for your patience as we attempt to honor your requests.

Our business/ticket office at the Baldwin is closed, but we will be reaching out to ticket holders and season ticket holders by email and/or phone in the coming weeks.

Sorting through this could take some time, so we appreciate your understanding.

Thank you and stay well.


 

This riotous farce has all the elements of a spy thriller—intrigue, deception and suspense—along with madcap antics, zany characters and hilarious one-liners. On a trip to Eastern Europe, a New Jersey couple and their daughter take refuge inside an American embassy after being mistaken for spies. They plot their escape with the help of a priest, a Sultan and a bumbling diplomat. Lots
of laughs with a dash of romance, Don’t Drink the Water is a rollicking romp from start to finish.

pg13 SQ Running time: approx. 2 hrs

“Don’t Drink the Water” is presented with special arrangement with SAMUEL FRENCH, INC.

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Ticket Info

Thursdays $20 ea, Fridays, Saturday, Sundays $24.00 ea

All seats reserved | No refunds/exchanges on individual tickets [Ticket Policy]

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Cast

Brian Tuscany

Jeff Weiner

Kyle Bushre

Julie Fuller

Alex Schussler

Justin Digue

Joseph Worthington

Ed Berger

Crystal Nemchak

Brooke Allen

Lewis LaMont Smith

Noelle Ochoa

Axel Magee

Father Drobney

Walter Hollander

Marion Hollander

Susan Hollander

Kilroy

Ambassador Magee

Krojack

Burns

Chef/Kasnar

Sultan of Brashir

Sultan's Wife/Bordoni

Crew

Rich Wilson

Kelly Castle

Juli Russ

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